Eva Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Well, seeing that petroleum jelly is used liberally on babies wearing nappies (diapers), it could account for some of the larger derrieres patrolling our streets. And I thought it was Coke and McDonald's fault... What a wonderful excuse, it is all my mother's fault!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonW Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think that this thread is heading where it belongs ..... in the funnies!I shall go and have a cup of milo now and blame the cm's on the vaseline! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think that this thread is heading where it belongs ..... in the funnies!Ha, ha, that is what I thought a few pages back!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lara Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Just open you eyes and watch the news and trust your instincts. The truth is slowly coming through. Don't eat anything with soy in it. The GMO soy from America is a non-food. McDonalds hamburgers can be put in a drawer and left for 6 months - when you take it out after 6 months it still looks the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansaPlease Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Don't eat anything with soy in it. The GMO soy from America is a non-food. McDonalds hamburgers can be put in a drawer and left for 6 months - when you take it out after 6 months it still looks the same.Burgers are not meant to be left in a drawer for 6 months. No really, the cheeseburger in my top drawer that I was saving for a rainy day was ok after 3 months. I had to add an extra bit of tomato sauce to it cos it was a bit dry, but otherwise, it was fine.3 months is fine, 6 months is just stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberdeth Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Definitely the funnies!!That is very funny HansaPlease... a friend of mine's son did an experiment on home made chips, chips from Steers and from McDonalds. All placed in glass bottles and sealed. After a month the Macca's ones looked exactly the same, the other two were manky, and a few months later they still looked perfect, perhaps would have tasted fine with a bit of tomato sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Is the water in Perth ok ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lara Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Funny you mention that as we noticed some black residual stuff on the bath the other morning - we have a tap that drips a little bit. Someone I know that distils their water said you should see the black after sludge after distilling the water. Is the water in Perth ok ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonW Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hansa you crack me up! Every time i think that this cant get any funnier it does....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toitjie Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Is there a nuthouse in Perth somewhere that gives internet access to its residents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonW Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (edited) Fellow forumites from Perth..... beware, it lies in wait for you in your bath tub.... (Cue Jaws music!!!! Dum dum, dum dum, dum dum) or should that read (dumb dumb, dumb dumb) ?Ag now, stop it mense you are making me laugh aloud at work! Edited April 29, 2009 by AllisonW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieterK Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Well, seeing that petroleum jelly is used liberally on babies wearing nappies (diapers), it could account for some of the larger derrieres patrolling our streets. And I thought it was Coke and McDonald's fault... I don't quite know what to say, although now I see why Michael Caine has threatened to leave England if they raise the taxes any further just so the state can take care of these clowns.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...not-enough.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-...themselves.htmlandhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2399352.ece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lara Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (edited) http://westonaprice.org/Are these site reputable enough for you:http://www.nationalgeographic.com/http://www.who.int/en/http://www.time.com/time/http://www.newscientist.com/Just open your eyes and read. Education is so important. Edited April 29, 2009 by Lara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTrotter Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 What is your views on Red Bull energy drinks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 What is your views on Red Bull energy drinks ?It gives you wings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janneman Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (Janneman @ Apr 28 2009, 09:12 AM)Well, seeing that petroleum jelly is used liberally on babies wearing nappies (diapers), it could account for some of the larger derrieres patrolling our streets. And I thought it was Coke and McDonald's fault... (PieterK @ Apr 29 2009, 12:13 PM)I don't quite know what to say, although now I see why Michael Caine has threatened to leave England if they raise the taxes any further just so the state can take care of these clowns.PieterK, I hope you realize that I was not serious when I said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansaPlease Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 It gives you wings... Hahaha, you took the words right out of my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTrotter Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 It gives you wings... Lol it must be the taurine it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTrotter Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) double post Edited April 30, 2009 by GTrotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieterK Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 PieterK, I hope you realize that I was not serious when I said that. I did realize that , but sadly there seems to be people who reason exactly the way your post described it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele R Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 My stomach hurts from all the laughing!!I have been eating soy for 10 years and so far I haven't sprouted any additional heads or arms...although the arms could be quite useful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louw.pretorius Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Actually RedBull was quite a latecomer to the natural energy drink market and has very little of the "natural" energy substance which is Guarana - therefore RedBull is fake. Rather get yourself some of the other "real" energy drink that contains Guarana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lara Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Toxic chemicalsWhat is your views on Red Bull energy drinks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTrotter Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Actually RedBull was quite a latecomer to the natural energy drink market and has very little of the "natural" energy substance which is Guarana - therefore RedBull is fake. Rather get yourself some of the other "real" energy drink that contains GuaranaI enjoy V more than red-bull It has Guarana in I believe. In Brazil they have a drink called Guarana (not sure of the spelling) which I wish they would export all over the world. I suppose the toxic chemicals will shave off a few minutes from my life expectancy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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