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South Africa is a great country because:

Just B

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1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.

2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.

3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company

even pays for it.

4. You can experience cr@p service in eleven official languages.

5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby


6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show

how angry they are by dancing.

7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without

car kit), change CDs,drink a beer, put on make-up, read the

newspaper and smoke,all at the same time while driving a car at

160 kph in a 60 kph zone.

8. Great accent. (!!!)

9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the

most dangerous city in the world.

10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your


11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.

12. Thetow-trucksare the first on the scene for most major crimes,

without being called.The police you have to call about three


13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.

14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is

too high.

15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've

just reported.

16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2


17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!

18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response

when they are burgled

19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!

20. Condoms are for free but we pay for plastic shopping bags!

Yep it's blerrie good here!!! :)

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