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Die eend loop by die kroeg in en vra die kroegman: "Het jy brood?"

Kroegman: "Nee"

Eend: "Enige brood?"

Kroegman: "Nee"

Eend: "Niks brood nie?"

Kroegman: "Nee, ons het nie enige f*kken brood nie!!!"

Eend: "Nie eers ou brood nie?"

Kroegman: "Is jy doof of wat? Ons het nie f*kken brood nie! As jy my

weer vra, gaan ek jou f*kken bek aan die kroegtoonbank vasspyker"

Eend: "Het jy spykers?"

Kroegman: "Nee"

Eend: "Het jy brood?"

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Satan visits Cape Town and meets Gatiep.

"Do you know who I am?" asks Satan

"Nay", says Gatiep, "gie my a hint"

Satan says, "I am the prince of darkness"

"F%&kit" says Gatiep, "dan's djy mos die CEO van Eskom"

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A baby seal walks into a club.....

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