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A ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small outback town

and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a

little fun, so he says to the Aussie: 'Hey, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Aussie: 'The dog doesn't talk, stupid!'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Aussie: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the Aussie)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me

to the creek once a week to play. '

Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse? '

Aussie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I think. '

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the Aussie)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me

down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements in the winter.

Aussie: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Sweating Aussie: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a bloody liar!'

Edited by JanCpt
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