Funnies Dec 06

[Jongman]

Seuntjie blaai deur sy Ouma se Bybel en kom op 'n gedroogde vyeblaar af.

Opgewonde hardloop hy die gang af en skreeu, "Ouma, Ouma, Eva het haar

"pantie" in jou Bybel vergeet.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like"

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as

a man and was able to join the army.

"But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress with the

boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"

"Sure," replied the man.

"Well, won't they find out?" The man shrugged, "Sure, but who'll tell?"

So this teacher is teaching her grade four class, and she's telling them

that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this

word in a sentence, and several people stick up their hands.

"Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with

mumps, 'cause they're contagious."

"Very good," says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The

atmosphere was contagious," and the teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!? Then

she notices that little Johnny has his hand up, at the back of the class.

"Yes, Johnny?" she says. Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's

a-sittin around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence.

She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny

little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, "It's

gonna take that contagious to finish that fence."