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> A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and

> talked

> with an old Afrikaans farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect

> your farm.'

> The old Afrikaner said, 'OK Boet, but doesn't goes in by that field

> over

> there.'


> The Agriculture representative said, 'Hey wena ama-boer, I have the

> authority of the Gavament with me. See this card? The card means I am

> allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions

> asked or answered.

> Have I made myself clear? Do you unnastand , vorstaan djy ?'


> The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later,

> the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running

> for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize

> bull.

> The bull was gaining on the wide eyed Agriculture Rep with every step.

> The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer put down his tools,

> walked to the fence and

> shouted .....


> 'Your card! Your card, Boet! Shows him your card!'

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