Guest nc74 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new wives duties.Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he hadtold his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He saidthat it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a cleanhouse and the dishes were all washed and put away.Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he hadgiven his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, andthe cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see anyresults, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house wasclean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that hetold her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, disheswashed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windowscleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the firstday he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and hecould see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite toeat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.God Bless Australian Women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrs mupersan Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 (edited) . . . . . sounds like an Aussie 'Sheila".I ought to know. I'm married to one (biff) Edited November 29, 2007 by Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no longer interested Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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