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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had

told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said

that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean

house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and

the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any

results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was

clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he

told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes

washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows

cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first

day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,

but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he

could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to

eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless Australian Women.

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. . . . . sounds like an Aussie 'Sheila".

I ought to know.

I'm married to one :ilikeit: (biff)

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Brilliant :ilikeit:

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