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The Metro Police

Nicki G

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Gauteng Metro policeman pulled Sipho's car over and told him that

because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an

Arrive Alive safety competition.

Sipho could hardly believe his luck.

"What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop. "Well

I guess I'm going to get a drivers license," Sipho answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat.

"He tries to be smart when he's drunk."

This woke up Rodger in the back seat who took one look at the cop and

moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakes' voice said,

"Are we over the border yet?"

The cop fainted.

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