Boksburgers...

[Guest mrs mupersan]

Jan and Koos from Boksburg were in Pretoria for the Drags when they

suddenly spotted this sign on a shop window:

Suits R20.00 each

Shirts R10.00 each (Two-Tone only)

Trousers R8.00 per pair

Jan says to his pal. "Hey Jas, check at that! Ekse, we could buy a whole

load of those clothes... then when we get back we could resell them and

make us a moerse fortune!"

"Now listen, when we go into the shop you keep your big mouth shut, hey!

Just you let me do all the talking plus wheeling and dealing stuff,

because if they hear your Boksburg accent, they might try to rip us off.

I'll be giving them my best PRETORIA accent so they think we're locals."

They go in and Jan says, "Excuse me sir, I'll take 50 of your finest suits

at R20 each, plus 100 shirts at R10 each, and 50 pairs of your trousers at

just R8 each. I will be paying in cash, and taking those items with me

today, if you don't mind."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You from Boksburg, right?"

"Err....ja" says Koos, "how do you know?"

The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaner you doos!"

[milo]

This is propably what I'll miss about SA.

No joke is as funny without an idiot from the East Rand!!!

[JayJay]

Hey, hey - I'm from the East Rand ek sê!!!!

It's like the dogs around Boksburg.....

They bark: "woef-woef - ek sê"

That's where the kids bite the dogs

[Andre S]

He, he

Dennis Beckett described Sydney as an elongated Kempton Park. That was on Becket's Trek, years ago when people started emigrating.