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Koos was about to be married and the minister asked him

"Are you prepared for such a solemn occasion?"

"Ag, yes, Reverend." he said. "We have two legs of mutton, six roast chickens, three trays of snacks..."

"No, no," interrupted the pastor. "I meant, are you spiritually prepared?"

"Well, I think so. We have two cases of whiskey, one of brandy..."


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