Why men are happier people

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Why men are happier people

If the women in your life often tell us why her gender is superior,

consider what one woman wrote this week:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple

creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding

plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You

can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white

T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car

mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have

to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too

icky. You don ' t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a

bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress

R5000. Tux rental-R100. People never stare at your chest when you '

re talking to them. New shoes don ' t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff

about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can

open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of

thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be

your friend.

Your underwear is R8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are

more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are

unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays

its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one colour for all

seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can

"do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice

concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for

25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.