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ZIMBABWEAN DOCTOR

An Israeli doctor says:

"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A British doctor says:

"That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Canadian doctor says:

"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Zimbabwean doctor, not to be outdone, says:

"You guys are way behind, We just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work

o griet ek sien nou eers my fout ....zombabean----- sorry :whome:

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