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Mugabe's Chauffeur

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.

Robert tells his driver:" Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen."

One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

"What happen to you?" Mugabi asks.

"Well, the farmer gave me a cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe.

The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

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PML! :ilikeit:

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