Barnone Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Mugabe's Chauffeur Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Robert tells his driver:" Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Mugabi asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANDYL Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 excellent ! had a good giggle at the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 PML! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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