jvandyk Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding throughthe Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find alittle old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?They are only $5.'The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I needwater! I should kill you, but I must find water first.''OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not wantto buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am biggerthan that'. 'If you continue over that hill to the east for about twomiles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold wateryou need. 'Shalom.'Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.Several hours later he staggered back.'Your bloody brother won't let me in without a tie.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rodz Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Brilliant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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