Hell for each country

[jacquesd]

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different

Hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend

His eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then

They lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil

Comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like

The sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as

Well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all

Similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the South African Hell and finds that there is a long

Line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do

Here?" He is told: first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The South African

Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is

Exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people?

Waiting to get in?" he asks. "Because Eskom is struggling and is

Powerless, there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does

Not work.

The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is

Comfortable to sleep on. And, on top of that, the South African devil is

A government employee, he won't come to work till he gets his 12%

Increase, which of cause will never happen!