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*HOEKOM STAAN 17 BLONDES BUITE DIE KROEG EN WAG?

WANT HULLE MOET 18 WEES OM IN TE KAN GAAN.

*HOEKOM GOOI DIE BLOND KRUMMELS IN DIE TOILET ?

SY VOER DIE TOILET DUCK.

*HOEKOM MAAK DIE BLOND NET EEN SKOENVETER VAS ?

WANT OP DIE SKOEN STAAN "TAIWAN".

*HOEKOM STAAR DIE BLOND VASGENAEL NA DIE RESEPTEBOEK ?

DIE RESEP SE: "MOENIE ROER NIE".

*HOEKOM HOU DIE BLOND LEE BOTTELS IN DIE YSKAS ?

DIS VIR VRIENDE WAT NIE DRINK NIE.

*HOEKOM VERF DIE BLOND HAAR HUIS MET TWEE JASSE AAN?

DIE BLIK VERF Sê: "TWO COATS."

:):):whome::whome::whome::whome:

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Sheesh, I am off to buy some hair dye!

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