Jongman Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bagWhy is divorce so expensive?Because it's worth it.What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.What do attorneys use for birth control?Their personalities.What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?20 kgWhat's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?45 minutesWhat's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see youWhat makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.Why don't bunnies make noise when they procreate?Because they have cotton balls.What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"Are you sure it's mine?"Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?Everyone has the same DNA.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A different bar.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?A speech impedimentWhat's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?A northern fairytale begins "Once upona time..."A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ..."Why is there no Disneyland in China ?No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Edited August 28, 2007 by Fred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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