OubaasDik Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 The location of your mailbox shows you how faraway from your house you can be in a robe,before you start looking like a mental patient.My therapist said that my narcissismcauses me to misread social situations. I'mpretty sure she was hitting on me.My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming upsoon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs I've gained.I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand whensomeone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"I always wondered what the job application is likeat Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say,"here fill this out"..?The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked"What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to theseverity of the storm that's coming.If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all Ineed.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something.On average, an American man will have sex two to threetimes a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sexonly one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to meI had no idea I was Japanese.I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made alanguage entirely out of tattoos.What is it about a car that makes peoplethink we can't see them pick their nose? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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