OubaasDik Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Real ManA real man is a woman's best friend. He willnever stand her up and never let her down.He will reassure her when she feels insecureand comfort her after a bad day.He will inspire her to do things she neverthought she could do; to live without fearand forget regret. He will enable her toexpress her deepest emotions and give in toher most intimate desires. He will make sureshe always feels as though she's the mostbeautiful woman in the room and will enableher to be the most confident, sexy,seductive, and invincible.No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.It’s wine that does all that.......Never mind. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraidof falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the applesfrom the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the topthink something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing.They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one whois brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.Now Men… Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s upto women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into somethingacceptable to have dinner with. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted August 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Havvin a proiblwem typinhg whith my toungu duio too cluching muy plumms witfh boyth hadns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mara Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 You two have genuinely excelled yourselves, this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Wine, I need wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonVD Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 I need rum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 29, 2013 Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 Come they told him, pa rum pa pa rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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