OubaasDik Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility tomarry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyondcompare.With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.TheRedneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came tothe right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."The man dated the first daughter.The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion."Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went."Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girlto see if things might be better. So he did.The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby wastheugliest, most mismatched child you can imagine. He rushed to hisfather-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering thebeauty of the parents."Well," explained the Redneck..."She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell....pregnant when you met her." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annii Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Horrific! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OubaasDik Posted August 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 C'mon when was the last time we had a joke of any sort here. Everyone's been as sour as a dominee in a strip club with the oudelinge watching ..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Blame Abbott and Rudd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Abbott is a joke all on his own with a suppository and wealth of knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted August 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Abbott is a joke all on his own with a suppository and wealth of knowledge. Hasn't taken you long to choose between ants and grasshoppers ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 29, 2013 Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 Hasn't taken you long to choose between ants and grasshoppers .....I'm just glad I don't have to vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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