OubaasDik Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 I belive AndeaL comes from Scotland. Maybe se can enlighten us. I'd be soooo proud..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad76 Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hahaha....I would have paid money to watch that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanniewagnie Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Nee aarde, in Boksburg dra mense darem onderklere...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 That's just gross - yuk. Glad he's not mine !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Thanks for opening that can of worms Bwana.Well they do say, never let the facts get in the way of a good story.........Funny it would be in an English paper, which has now fortunately seen its demise.........one of their other headlines was " worldwar two bomber found on the moon"Did the "Greenock reformed temperance hall" not ring hoax alarm bells anyone?there is no such place as Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall.Furthermore, the story has been traced to a joke by Scots comedianFrankie Boyle.And with that I will leave you with a couple of Boksburg jokes.........sorry Brad76What do you call a woman wearing white tracksuit pants in Boksburg?The bridesmaid...A new Boksburg law was just recently passed...When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.How do you know you're staying in a Boksburg Motel?When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and theclerk replies: ‘Go ahead’.Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Boksburgto 32?It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Boksburg murder:1. The DNA is all the same2. There are no dental records 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted August 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 The first one may be a genuine Boksburg joke. The others are just Redneck jokes that you haven't even bothered to UnAmericanise.(A "clerk" in a Motel - forsooth). And no Saffer says "I gotta leak in my sink" - they would say "My basin is leaking"Funny how funny Redneck jokes are - they, along with Gingers are just about the only people one CAN make jokes about these days - every other group is far too sensitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Are you sooooo proud of me but?O.K.bring on some genuine Boksburg jokes then....I'm sure there are many...............A Boksburg girl goes to the council to register for child benefit."How many children?" asks the council worker."10" replies the Boksburg girl"10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?""Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos andKoos""Doesn't that get confusing?""Neee wat..." says the Boksburg girl "its lekker because if they are outplaying in the street I just have to shout 'KOOOS, JOU DINNER'S READY'or'KOOOS GAAN TO BED NOW' and dey all do it.""What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbedcouncil worker."Dat's easy," says the Boksburg bokkie, "I just use their surnames". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 Hey that's my old hunting ground. Luckily I got my passport and moved to Pretoria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm01 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Hey that's my old hunting ground. Luckily I got my passport and moved to Pretoria.From the posts above,I would say you immigrated to Pretoria,hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac777 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 I heard the other day they're building the worlds largest Ford factory in South AfricaThey're putting a roof over Boksburg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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