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Scotland and Boksburg ..... which is worst?


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I belive AndeaL comes from Scotland. Maybe se can enlighten us. I'd be soooo proud.

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Nee aarde, in Boksburg dra mense darem onderklere...!

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Thanks for opening that can of worms Bwana.

Well they do say, never let the facts get in the way of a good story.........Funny it would be in an English paper, which has now fortunately seen its demise.........one of their other headlines was " worldwar two bomber found on the moon"

Did the "Greenock reformed temperance hall" not ring hoax alarm bells anyone?

there is no such place as Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall.
Furthermore, the story has been traced to a joke by Scots comedian
Frankie Boyle.

And with that I will leave you with a couple of Boksburg jokes.........sorry Brad76

What do you call a woman wearing white tracksuit pants in Boksburg?

The bridesmaid...

A new Boksburg law was just recently passed...

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

How do you know you're staying in a Boksburg Motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the

clerk replies: ‘Go ahead’.









Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Boksburg

to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.









Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Boksburg murder:

1. The DNA is all the same

2. There are no dental records


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The first one may be a genuine Boksburg joke. The others are just Redneck jokes that you haven't even bothered to UnAmericanise.(A "clerk" in a Motel - forsooth). And no Saffer says "I gotta leak in my sink" - they would say "My basin is leaking"

Funny how funny Redneck jokes are - they, along with Gingers are just about the only people one CAN make jokes about these days - every other group is far too sensitive.

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Are you sooooo proud of me but?

O.K.bring on some genuine Boksburg jokes then....I'm sure there are many...............

A Boksburg girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.


"How many children?" asks the council worker.


"10" replies the Boksburg girl


"10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"


"Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos, Koos and

Koos"


"Doesn't that get confusing?"


"Neee wat..." says the Boksburg girl "its lekker because if they are out

playing in the street I just have to shout 'KOOOS, JOU DINNER'S READY'

or

'KOOOS GAAN TO BED NOW' and dey all do it."


"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed

council worker.


"Dat's easy," says the Boksburg bokkie, "I just use their surnames".

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Hey that's my old hunting ground. Luckily I got my passport and moved to Pretoria.

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Hey that's my old hunting ground. Luckily I got my passport and moved to Pretoria.

From the posts above,I would say you immigrated to Pretoria,hehehe

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I heard the other day they're building the worlds largest Ford factory in South Africa

They're putting a roof over Boksburg

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