OubaasDik Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 The Pope and Julius Malema are on the stage in the Vatican in front of a huge crowd.The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this big crowd here go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Julius replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me." So the Pope gave him a moerse snotklap . 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 Too much of funny. LMGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 now that is funny OBDProbably because I absolutely loathe this ar...wipe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toitjie Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 the punchline was not what I expected Had a real good laugh...very very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm01 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 The pope should have waved a couple of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac777 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Back to juju.Julius Malema is on a PR campaign visit to a gauteng primary school and he goes to one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Julius if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So our dear juju asks the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a war veteran comes along and knocks him dead with a log, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Malema, "that would be an accident." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not" explains Malema. That's what we would call a great loss. The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mugabe searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy??." Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If an private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Malema, that's absolutely right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy??. "Well" says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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