OubaasDik Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Taken off Australian hunting net spelling and misuse of "you're" and "your" and "baby's" and "babies" left as the original.So I'm heading in to work and see an attractive 30 something year old woman parked in the fog lookingconcerned. I pulled up, rolled down the window..........Here is my account of the conversation that followed.......Me: how ya going? Is everything OK??Her: yes, I'm just checking to make sure this fox doesn't have any baby's.Me: oh (I look to see a dead fox on the road edge) its been hit by a car.Her: yep, I always check to make sure there isn't a baby in its pouch.Me: excuse me?huhHer: I'm checking to make sure there isn't a baby in its pouch...........Me: arrrrr, i see...............do you find many foxes with baby's in their pouches???Her: nar, most of the foxes that get hit by cars are boys..........Me: oh that's weird...........so what do you do if you find a fox with a baby in its pouch???Her: I take them to the local wild life rescue.Me: what do they do with them???Her: they bottle feed them until they can look after themselves.Me: then what???Her: they take them to a place where there aren't many foxes and release them back into the wild.Me: OK............ So your all right then??Her: yep!!Me: no worries, you have a lovely day then.....Her: you too, thanks for stopping..........End of scene...........I drove off thinking WTF?huh We may be doomed as a race............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Like much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherylC Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 (edited) Maybe the boxing fox got hold of him.... :-) Edited July 13, 2013 by CherylC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Excellent, but I do like that "blond" at least she stopped with good intentions, even if they were a bit misplaced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted July 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Mara - he didn't say a word about blondness, although I suppose she may have been METAPHORICALLY blonde. Or spiritually.Anyone noticed that it's still sort of okay to be nasty about blondes, but the only population group you can REALLY go at still are the gingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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