Lynnie Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple ofnatives in the midst of heavy intimate activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so howcould he kill these people in cold blood that way?The chief replied, 'My bike.'Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding someone else's bicycle... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 LMGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradporter Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 LOL - thoroughly enjoyed this !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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