Relationships 101 - For Mara and other Cat Lovers :-)

[Lynnie]

If you want someone who will eat whatever
you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his
mother's… then get a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want... then get a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...
then get a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores... then get a dog!

If you want someone who never criticises what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually... then get a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when
you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home
to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to
ensure his happiness... then get a cat!

:ilikeit:

[Mara]

Hehe, thanks Lynnie, I definitely agree with that one! Dang, but I still love cats, all the same!

[TeeTMI]

But then again a cat will bury its own waste

and will leave you thoughtful gifts every now and then such as a half eaten mouse

[Bams]

Loved it, just another reason why I love dogs....

[AndreaL]

Ahem.......my Bengal poops on the grass like a dog..........and I just stood on a frog they must have caught and tortured.....yuck