OubaasDik Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 >> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN> AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......>>> MY NAME IS JEAN AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING> ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS> DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.>> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS> AGO.>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,> WAY> BACK THEN?>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH> THOUGHT.>> THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE> WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I> ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MY SECONDARY SCHOOL ..>> 'YES, YES I DID. 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.>> 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED>> HE ANSWERED, IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?>> 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.>> THEN THE UGLY,>> OLD,>> BALD,>> WRINKLED,>> FAT ARSED,>> GREY HAIRED,>> DECREPIT,>> BASTARD ASKED..>>> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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