OubaasDik Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out ofthe car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to160kmh, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he hadleft. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the N1, enjoying pushingthe pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, hesaw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderlynutcase as he floored it to 180kmh,then 220 then 240kmh. Suddenly, hethought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" Sohe pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police carto catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver'sside of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If youcan give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heardbefore, I'll let you go." The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, andreplied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought youwere bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Whahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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