OnYellowBrickRd Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 I have a little GPSI've had it all my lifeIt’s better than the normal onesMy GPS is my wifeIt gives me full instructionsEspecially how to drive"It's thirty miles an hour", it says"You're doing thirty five"It tells me when to stop and startAnd when to use the brakeAnd tells me that it's never everSafe to overtakeIt tells me when a light is redAnd when it goes to greenIt seems to know instinctivelyJust when to interveneIt lists the vehicles just in frontAnd all those to the rearAnd taking this into accountIt specifies my gear.I'm sure no other driverHas so helpful a deviceFor when we leave and lock the carIt still gives its adviceIt fills me up with counselingEach journey's pretty fraughtSo why don't I exchange itAnd get a quieter sort?Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,Makes sure that I’m well fed,It washes all my shirts and thingsAnd - keeps me warm in bed!Despite all these advantagesAnd my tendency to scoff,I do wish that once in a whileI could turn the damned thing off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 From the horses mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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