OubaasDik Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Those of us who have our citizenship can revel in the Kiwi accent as written. Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole inAustralia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and wasnot feeling well, So he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination andinformed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostateproblems and that the only cure was testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicondopinion ey!" The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the samediagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the onlycure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cupjust around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided toget one last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu CuzzyBro, you huv Prostate suckness ey." "What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping fora different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonnahuv to cut off your balls." "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my testtickets off me!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Bahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted April 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 What I like about this is the Aussies all speak in the Queen's English and make fun of the Kiwis accent. When I got here, I had no idea they were any different, and it takes a bit for me to work out who's Kiwi and who's Ozzie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad76 Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 ROTFLOL, all the accents are the same to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) Brilliant And it sounds just like a Kiwi accent !!! Edited April 25, 2013 by MarcK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mara Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Hey bro, that's one excellent joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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