Lynnie Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off."Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number321, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good andtherefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit backand...," when suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loudspeakers, "OMG! OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Silence reigned! You can hear a pin-drop. He gets back on the microphonetalking to the passengers, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if Iscared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendantbrought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. Youshould see the front of my pants!"A passenger hollered, "Why don't you come back here and see OUR PANTS FROM BEHIND." Edited April 3, 2013 by Lynnie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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