Lynnie Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3finalists.Two men and a woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in achair. Kill Her."The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man forthis job. Take your wife and go home."The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All wasquiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to killher husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly andthere stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow."This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 LMGA! Poor hubby, shouldn't this be in the ladies lounge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsvW Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Hehehe...I must shared this with hubby!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsvW Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Share...I meant share...hehehe, I promise I legally passed IELTS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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