OnYellowBrickRd Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinarysurgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vetpulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird'schest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head andsadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, haspassed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied thevet.."How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I meanyou haven't done any testing on him or anything.He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left theroom. He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, thedog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws onthe examination table and sniffed the duck fromtop to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sadeyes and shook his head.The vet patted the dog on the head and took it outof the room. A few minutes later he returned witha cat.The cat jumped on the table and also delicatelysniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat backon its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly andstrolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keysand produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150!"she cried, $150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken myword for it, the bill would have been $20,but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150." Edited February 27, 2013 by OnYellowBrickRd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunnyskies Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 I hope the two of you don't sit on the same couch each with your nose in your laptop/iPad etc and then communicate via the forum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnYellowBrickRd Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 I hope the two of you don't sit on the same couch each with your nose in your laptop/iPad etc and then communicate via the forum Nope. Still worktime in ZA. I'm @ school sending out CVs and he's @ work (apparently) reading the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Nope it's black berries, my wife bbm's me from the bedroom to tell me she wants coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 hehehe, thank you for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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