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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the
vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room. He returned a few minutes later with a
Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the
dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on
the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad
eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,
a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150!"
she cried, $150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20,
but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

Edited by OnYellowBrickRd
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Very funny. :ilikeit::lol:

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I hope the two of you don't sit on the same couch each with your nose in your laptop/iPad etc and then communicate via the forum :hug:

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I hope the two of you don't sit on the same couch each with your nose in your laptop/iPad etc and then communicate via the forum :hug:

Nope. Still worktime in ZA. I'm @ school sending out CVs and he's @ work (apparently) reading the forum :blush-anim-cl:

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Nope it's black berries, my wife bbm's me from the bedroom to tell me she wants coffee. :P

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