zoot Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags behind her.One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.""Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.""Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?""Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lotOn game days, a lot of tailgate fans come and pee through a hole in the fence and onto my flower garden.So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers & each time someguy sticks his "thingie" through the fence, I grab it and say, '$20 or off it comes'"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?""Well, you know, not everybody pays" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandC Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Eish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 This forum is becoming a joke merry go round, excellent one Zoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Can I pay in advance?Do Jewish guys get a discount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Whahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 tehehehehehehehe hehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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