OubaasDik Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Only a Farm Kid... When you're from the country, your perception is alittle bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse andknocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shiftingfrom one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want toborrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I reallywanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting mydaughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know hecharges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much hecharges for Howard." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandC Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Lol. Dis oulik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
africancowgirl Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Looove it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 there are far too many good jokes today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Oubaas, you have done it again...still laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 :ilikeit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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