The Navy pilot

[OubaasDik]

An old Navy Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old Navy leather flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee..

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans.... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Skyraider and Cougars.. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

[Bams]

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the
G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits,
etc.



Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.”



An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, “Did I
hear her right? Is the captain a woman?”

When the attendant came by he said “Did I understand you right? Is the
captain a woman?”

“Yes!” said the
attendant, “In fact, this entire crew is female.”

“My hell,” he said, “I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I
don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.”


“That's another thing, Sergeant,” said the crew member, “We No Longer Call It
The Cockpit. It's The Box Office.”

Quote of the day:

Whatever you give a
woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a
house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her
groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of :censored:.

Women are Angels. And when
someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... usually on a broomstick.

We are flexible like that.

[AlBrough]

[HadEnoughofJuju]

A quiet man, is a thinking man.

A quiet woman, is usually mad.