OubaasDik Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet: (Some old.....a few new)oI'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....(I guess Tesco just listened).oAnyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?oNot entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.oWaitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had a £5 each way!oHad some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a "bit" between my teeth.oA woman has been taken into hospital after eating horsemeat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.oTesco is now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.oI've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF.oSaid to the missus, "These Tesco burgers have given me terrible trots."oTo beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.oA cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says, "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"oI hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about "flogging a dead…." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Dankie OBD. Lank laas so lekker gelag, my maag is nou seer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 :ilikeit: :ilikeit:Gelukkig is hier nie 'n Tesco by ons nie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 :ilikeit: :ilikeit:Gelukkig is hier nie 'n Tesco by ons nie en NIIEEEmand anders sou mos so maak nie, ne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandC Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Heeee heeee heeeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
africancowgirl Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 "To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian!" - my absolute fave LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted February 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 If you think Tesco's Horse burgers are bad, you should try their quarter pandas.Never eating another one of those Tesco burgers. They gave me the trots...Hopefully it won't last furlong!Those Tesco horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.Tesco say they're out of stock on Burgers but they've got a fresh delivery coming in at 10 to 1. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Sorry could not resist. A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse".Shocking news. Tesco own brand value hamburgers have been found to have traces of real MEAT in them.Horse burgers: I canter believe it. Whinny they going to withdraw the product? I bridle at the very thought."Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage"I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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