The Irishman

[Lynnie]

Ek weet dit is 'n ou een hierdie, maar ek kon nie dit weerstaan nie:

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave
and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same
result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe
that will sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to
crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up
and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into
his bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he
managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed
and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

[HadEnoughofJuju]

Whahahahahahaha. ROTFLOL

[AlBrough]

Ah, that was my old man.