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The Ex-wife


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The Ex-wife



Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an
upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along
period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time
you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should
sell your guns and boat."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “

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Shouldn't this post be in the "Men's

Shed"?

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Eeeeek, is this the kind of stuff lurking in the men's shed ??? :whome:

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Men's shed has nothing as funny ......

... or probably as true. :)

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