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Low class jokes - anyone with pretentions of gentility keep away


OubaasDik

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... all right, you were warned.

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

I'm worried. I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

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:P LMGA :ilikeit:

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Y'know, I suspect this forum isn't exactly overloaded with people of taste and discernment ..... :) I like that. :ilikeit:

Although it WOULD be difficult for those that are to comment adversely since I did warn them away and good manners would preclude them peeking .......... :P

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Although if I had replaced the word "crap" with the words "bowel movement" it would have been as funny and sounded far more refined and no-one could have complained ..... :whome:

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Your next crap could spell " dis...arse....star". :)

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Like the woman who backed into the industrial fan - it dis-arsed her ....

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