OubaasDik Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your monkey just did?""No, what?""He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!""Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the monkey ate and left.Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his bum, pulled it out, and then ate it.Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it. The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?""No, what?" replied the man."Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his bum, pulled them out, and ate them!""Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy."He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 :ilikeit: Ha! Ha! Ha! Arme simpel aap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) :ilikeit: Ha! Ha! Ha! Arme simpel aap...OYBR gaan jou klap as jy so van hom praat ...... EDITED to add - people, please don't think I'm picking on HEOJ - it just happened that HEOJ said in a previous post that his avatar was a monkey because he liked them, so I dedicated the post to him and then the chance came to be a smart-arse, and I couldn't resist. Edited February 7, 2013 by OubaasDik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyN Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 NOOIT!! LMAO!! Good One! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
africancowgirl Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Eeeuww...LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bams Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 LMGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonVD Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Dis nou wat hul in Afrikaans... holskeurend noem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnYellowBrickRd Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 ha ha ha....aaaauuw....eeeeuuuuw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 LMGA, Chocolate flavoured peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBrough Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Super! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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