Lynnie Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 3 Maoris and 3 AussiesKia Ora you fullahs (and gidday mates)Three Australians and three Maoris are travelling by train to a Rugby matchat the World Cup in England.At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the threeMaoris buy just one ticket between them."How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one ofthe Aussies."Watch and learn, bro," answers one of the Maoris.They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but allthree Maoris cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collectingtickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.The conductor takes the ticket and moves on. The Aussies see this and agreeit was quite a clever idea. So, after the game, they decide to go one betteron the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and allthat).When they get to the station for the return trip, the Maoris again buy asingle ticket between them. To their astonishment, the Aussies don't buy aticket at all!!"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Maori."Watch and learn, bro, " answers an Aussie.When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet, and soonafter the three Maoris cram into another nearby, and the train duly departs.Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and walks over tothe toilet where the Maoris are hiding. He knocks on the door and says,"Ticket please." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JacoO Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Shame! I feel for them! But funny as hell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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