Lynnie Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.He has his food prepared for him.He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.His meals are provided at no cost to him.He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.He receives these accommodations absolutely free.He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ........My dog is a member of the ANC GOVERNMENT ! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Lynnie, your dog has competition, my cat is exactly the same!I loved this! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KangaRoux Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 I wish the ANC Government had the same life expectancy as Dog's then they would be out of office already and RSA would have a new ruling party! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted November 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 LMGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardH Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Your dog has:Better breeding than any moron in the ANC goverment.Is far more intelligent than any moron in the ANC goverment.Has better manners than any moron in the ANC government.Please don't insult your dog! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie Posted November 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Your dog has:Better breeding than any moron in the ANC goverment.Is far more intelligent than any moron in the ANC goverment.Has better manners than any moron in the ANC government.Please don't insult your dog! Very well said :ilikeit: :ilikeit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 ... not to mention, they don't turn round and bite you after you've been feeding them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shannonc4 Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Fanyastic!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 ROTHLOL :ilikeit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Di&Gary Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikej Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Please help an old man, what are ROTHLOL and LMGA?Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OubaasDik Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Please help an old man, what are ROTHLOL and LMGA?ThanksAi, Oom, Us laaities will try to help.I'm not so sure what ROTHLOL means, but ROTFLOL means Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud.and LMGA means Lag My Gat Af.HTH (Hope This Helps) and HAND (Have A Nice Day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 oops typo there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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