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If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.


If you cross the South African Border illegally you get

-a job,

-a drivers license,

-a pension card,

-welfare grants,

-credit cards,

-a house,

-a free education and

-free health care.

Perks include

-weapons of your choice.

And in South Africa you can


-use drugs,

-drink and drive,



BUT PLEASE South Africans DON'T SMOKE in a public place - it is illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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