Loutjie Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 This is only funny if you fully understand Afrikaans...Boer goes to see an English speaking lawyer in order to start divorce proceedings.The lawyer asks him, "May I help you?" The Boer says, "Ja. I would like to have a divorce." The lawyer asks him, "Do you have any grounds?" The Boer says, "Ja. I got 600 hektyres." The lawyer says, "Sir, you don't understand. Do you have a suit? The Boer says, "Ja. Of course I got a suit. I wore it to church on Sundays."The lawyer says, "Ahmm. No, what I mean sir, is, do you have a case?" The Boer says proudly, "Now let me tell you that are not good trackers. I got two John Deeres." The lawyer is beginning to sweat. "Sir. Do you have a grudge?" The Boer's also a bit irritated by now. "Ja. I of course I got a grudge. That's where I park the bakkie."The lawyer, sighing, asks, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The Boer says, "No, we both get up at 04:30." By now the lawyer is getting really frustrated, but tries one last question."Does your wife nag? Is she a nagger?" The Boer says, "No, SHE'S white. But our last child is a nagger. That's why I wants to get a divorce." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AAAZR Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Funny Bunny Geluk met die ACS Loutjie! :ilikeit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion25 Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 ROFL, only in SA would someone find that funny and understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Search Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Nice one Loutjie, ek het nou lekker gelag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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