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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business


He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and


Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring

back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love


He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and

the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,

"Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am,

drunk and out of your mind.

You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black

eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose

and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when

she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,

b*tch, I'm married!!!".

Broken table - R585.26

Hot breakfast - R42.20

Red Rose bud - R35.00

Two aspirins - R8.00

Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless

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  • 3 months later...

This was a good one hahahahahaha

I must remember it

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