Lynnie Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 PricelessJack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a businessfunction.He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is acouple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.And, next to them, a single red rose!Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean andpressed.Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staringback at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Loveyou!!"He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,"Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am,drunk and out of your mind.You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that blackeye when you ran into the door.""So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a roseand breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and whenshe tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,b*tch, I'm married!!!".Broken table - R585.26Hot breakfast - R42.20Red Rose bud - R35.00Two aspirins - R8.00Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikimont Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 ROFL ,..... thats a goodie . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyto (Key-toe) Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 This was a good one hahahahahahaI must remember it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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