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Suicidal kiss


Johan Venter
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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about

to jump off a bridge, so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you

doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an

opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a

kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I

have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be

famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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Edited: PC crashed,replied again and viola, 2 exact same replies :thumbdown: Sorry! :blush:

Edited by AAAZR
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