Guts & Balls

[gideon]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the

difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed

below:

* 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife

with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying

somewhere?'

* 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and

beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to

say, 'You're next fatty!'

[Orion25]

My husband loved this joke, thanks for sharing we all had a good laugh.

I do however challenge any of the men on this forum to be honest if they would really try this, as I'm sure they know who would come off second best

[Mythryl]

I tried the "balls" approach once. At first I didn't see any difference, but after a few hours the swelling in my eyes went down enough to see my wife wasn't impressed!