vuilbaard Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I willfiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.Calling the AA is not an option. I will win.______________________________________________Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know whatI'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will sayto the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but nowwith all these computers and everything, I wouldn't knowwhere to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers andbreak wind, as a form of holy communion._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someoneto bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed andmoan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, sofor you, this is no problem._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basicgroceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot beexpected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all Iknow, these are the same thing._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stopsworking, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence thatthis will just cost me twice as much once the repair persongets here and has to put it back together.._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remotecontrol in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has beenmisplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....thoughone time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....( applies to engineers mainly)._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'mthinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else whenyou ask, so don't ask._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, orhave your mother come visit us, or talk to her when shecalls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whateveryou got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it.And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked themovie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards..then I willcertainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others._______________________________________________Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. Ithought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?_______________________________________________Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2010, Iwill share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,and I'll do the rest....... Like wandering around in the gardenwith a beer wondering what to do.This has been a public service message for women to Better understand men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C&GJBay Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 You never get as sick as I doYes, but we do get sick OF you! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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