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PERKS OF BEING 40 AND OVER.......


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1. KIDNAPPERS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.

2. IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION, YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE RELEASED FIRST

3. NO ONE EXPECTS YOU TO RUN...ANYWHERE!!

4. PEOPLE PHONE YOU AT 9PM AND ASK, DID I WAKE YOU?

5. PEOPLE NO LONGER VIEW YOU AS A HYPOCHONDRIAC.

6. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!

7.THINGS YOU BUY NOW WON'T WEAR OUT

8. YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, BUT NOT YOUR READING GLASSES

9. YOU GET INTO HEATED ARGUMENTS ABOUT PENSION PLANS

10. YOU NO LONGER THINK OF SPEED LIMITS AS A CHALLENGE

11. YOU CAN SING ALONG TO ELEVATOR MUSIC

12. YOUR JOINTS ARE MORE OF AN ACCURATE METEOROLOGIST, THAN THE LOCAL WEATHER SERVICE

13. YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH YOUR MATES - THEY CAN'T REMEMBER THEM EITHER

14. YOU CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, REMEMBER WHO SENT YOU THIS LIST!!!

15...........AND YOU NOTICE THESE ARE ALL IN CAPS - FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE!!!!!

Erica

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LOL, thanks... its my over 40 birthday today... the beauty of being 'mature'!

WELL THEN A HAPPY, HAPPY :magic::magic::magic: OVER 40 BIRTHDAY TO YOU EVA!!!!! May you have a smashing day - and be blessed to

see another over 40 years...... :hug: CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Erica

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:magic::magic::magic: Erica this is just brilliant, I could so identify with the list.

You made my day!

PS: I love being in my 40's, things seem to fall into place.

Cheers

Pipit

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:lol::lol::lol: Erica this is just brilliant, I could so identify with the list.

You made my day!

PS: I love being in my 40's, things seem to fall into place.

Cheers

Pipit

LOL.....too true my friend, too true - I remember turning 30....WAY BACK....and crying on hubby's shoulder - told him the best years of my life were gone...

little did I realize they ONLY BEGIN AT 40........YOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO...... :magic::hug::magic: And some off us 40 somethings still have the magic and believe in :magic: Young at heart, I say....young at heart..... :magic:

Erica

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HI EVA,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!1 40 IS THE AGE,WHERE YOU DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU ANYMORE.....THEY MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT U THINK OF THEM!! :lol::holy:

WHEN I TURNED 40,MY BEST FRIEND AND I WENT SKYDIVING.MY KIDS WATCHED IN AWE.

NOW THEY KNOW THEY HAVE A SUPERMOM :lol:

THE BEST TIMES ARE STARTING NOW.......

ENJOY!!!!!!

G

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Yay, go over 40's......love being this age.....thanks for that Erica, had a good laugh..

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Yay, go over 40's......love being this age.....thanks for that Erica, had a good laugh..

Yes Jill - we also tend to have a much better sense of humor too........ :rolleyes:

Erica

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HI Eva,

Sorry I didnt see this post till now.

HAPPY HAPPY 40th. :rolleyes::king::) Well done. Being the lighter side of 40 I heard that for you old people over 40 that its down hill from now on. But they say "oh what ride down hill it is." :magic::jester:

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Happy Birthday Eva!! You know what they say - 40 is the new 30! :):rolleyes:

Hope it's a good one!

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Hey its my OVER 40th! Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a great day, got spoilt rotten, went out for coffee and tea (the RSA kind) had (great) Chinese dinner for the first time since I have been in Aus... a good time all round!

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