EricaC Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls the man out and says, "Sorry, you know the Law, you've got to go back across the border now!"The Mexican, of course pleads with the Agent, NO, PLEEEZE Senior, I must stay in de USA! PLEEEZE!The Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says, "Okay, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in ONE sentence"The Mexican, of course, agrees. The Border Patrol agent tell him "The three words are, Green, Pink and yellow.......now make a sentence!"The Mexican man thinks hard for a couple of minutes, then says "Hmmmmm, Okays, De phone, it went green, green, green, I pink it up and sez yellow?" too cute!Erica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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