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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls the man out and says, "Sorry, you know the Law, you've got to go back across the border now!"

The Mexican, of course pleads with the Agent, NO, PLEEEZE Senior, I must stay in de USA! PLEEEZE!

The Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says, "Okay, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in ONE sentence"

The Mexican, of course, agrees. The Border Patrol agent tell him "The three words are, Green, Pink and yellow.......now make a sentence!"

The Mexican man thinks hard for a couple of minutes, then says "Hmmmmm, Okays, De phone, it went green, green, green, I pink it up and sez yellow?"

:ilikeit: too cute!

Erica

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:ilikeit: Funny!

Reminds me of one we used to tell at school:...

The teacher ask the child to make one sentence with

defence

defeat

detail

Here goes:

The cow jump over defence - first defeat and then detail

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:ilikeit: Funny!

Reminds me of one we used to tell at school:...

The teacher ask the child to make one sentence with

defence

defeat

detail

Here goes:

The cow jump over defence - first defeat and then detail

:ilikeit: Brilliant!

Erica

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